A man named Chris Harry from Plandon in West Christmashire was arrested yesterday for streaking across his local beach. The Policeman who arrested him, Harry Chris, was shocked to see him sprinting across a nudist beach wearing a full three-piece suit.
"I mean there's a time and a place for attire, but some people just don't seem to know when and where those times and places are. There should be a rota on the town notice board," commented officer Chris.
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