Scientist and evil genius Davros is currently running for the position of the next Prime Minister of England.
Davros claims to be able to bring an element to the position of Prime Minister that no other human could possibly imagine. Current Prime Minister Gordon Brown expressed his thoughts on this turn of events;
“It’s ridiculous, he’s an evil madman, no one will ever vote for him”.
Davros, creator of the Daleks and Merrill Streep, plans to fly in his race of Dalek creatures to Earth to “exterminate” all humans, something which most people find most appealing.
One man who looked up the definition of the word ‘exterminate’ on Wikipedia expressed concern;
“I don’t like the sound of this Davros; I think he’s going to kill us all”.
Davros responds to this man’s over-reaction;
“In time, all on the Earth will be destroyed, and the Daleks will reign supreme over the entire universe”.
People in general have responded positively to Davros’ new and refreshing way of doing things and think him a likely candidate for winning the next elections.
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