EVIL BUTCHER CREATES MEAT CAR

Local evil butcher Kimfron Von Kinfrom has invented a new car made entirely of meat.

The sinister meat distributor lives in Froxton and provides meat to the people of Froxton daily. However, behind the scenes he also works hard at his night-time job of being an evil mastermind.

Kinfrom’s latest invention is a meat car; a car made entirely out of meat. He claims that using this car he will take over the world somehow. Details of his sinister plan are yet to be revealed, but The Daily Weekly will keep you updated.