Magic Cell Phone Increases People’s Ability to Understand Fire

Where the scientists have failed, the wizards of the mobile phonamatron industry have succeeded. A blue wizard with a nose has created a magic cell phone which gives users the ability to understand fire. The phonamatronic device allows the user to speak to the flames of any kind of fire as if they were people, through the magic of magic.
This new technology is said to revolutionize the fire-fighting industry. Instead of using the traditional approach of putting the fire out with hoses and water cats, fire-fighters may now be able to simply talk the fire into leaving the house alone and going away.
Also we can now answer many of the long-asked questions such as: “Is fire in constant burning pain?” and “Can fire feel love?”
More on the story as it develops.