ETERNAL DASHBOARD CAUSES FACE EXPLOSIONS

It has been reported that the new David Fribbins movie 'Eternal Dashboard' is so awesome that is has caused people's faces to explode.
The movie, set in ancient Egypt, is about a race-car driver who has been sent back in time and has to rescue a princess from an evil Pharaoh by beating him in a drag race. But there is a twist in the plot that is said to be so shocking and unthought-of that when you watch the film, at least for the first time, it is likely that the sheer epicness with cause your face to literally explode.
Since the release of this film, it has been a hard time for cinema cleaners.
"It's just ridiculous the mess people leave behind when they watch this film," said Tina Ragina Clina, the cleaner.
Director David Fribbins has claimed that he was unsure whether or not to include the shocking plot twist in the final draft of the script, due to the massive risk of face explosions. He now expresses great sorrow for causing this to happen.
However, the film hasn't been banned due to massive health and safety issues, since the film is apparantly "too awesome to miss," according to faceless movie censor James Cinema.