This week's top headlines in categories:
Food:
Mayonnaise Said to be Made of Bernard Cribbins
Kinfrom's Evil Water Kills Thousands
Man's Life Ruined by biscuit
Man With Edible Face Grows Spaghetti Beard
Sport:
Sinister Man Buys Every Football Team
Norwich Golf Team Have Near-Parr-Experience
Football Fan 'Dan Go' Does the Fandango
"Sports," Claims Tennis Manager Keith Fitness
Technology:
New iPhone App Gives You Ability to Fly
New iPhone App Allows You to Make Calls and Send Texts
Nintendo's New Wii Game 'Mario, Sonic, Crash Bandicoot and Spider-man at the Olympic Games' Breaks Sales Records
New iPhone App Tells You How Many Times You've Used the App
General News:
"It's a Trap," Claims Admiral Ackbar
King of Spades Attempts to Buy Space, NASA Rufuses Sale
After Four-Hundred Years of Research Scientists Finally Give up Searching for Way to Destroy Bruce Forsythe
Next Year Cancelled Due to Lack of Funds
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