This is the first in a series of film reivews of films which haven't been made yet. Professor Sedrick Cleverson has invented a time machine and visited the future to see what the film industry will offer in years to come.
This week in the future, Professor Cleverson has watched Toy Story 5 in 9D;
"Another Pixar classic. The level of detail in every frame of CGI was just breathing taking and the 9D effects offer a new level of film viewing that renders 3D as useless as a dead cat.
The plot was quite interesting and original; Woody (who is now made entirely of gold and has a jet-pack) and his friends have to escape a building of some sort and find their way back to Andy's grandson's house before they move, so he can play with them again.
The new characters were most wonderful; a fourth Buzz Lightyear, adding to the three that already join the cast, Ralph the Cowboy, a sort of male version of Jesse, Rainbow the Cottage-Cheese Cat and Mr and Mrs Potato-head's children the New Potato Gang.
Also, the clever twist that Andy's Grandson Gary grows up and marries the Grandaughter of Toy Story 1 antagonist Sid at the end of the film is most ingenius. But of course don't read that last but if you want to avoid spoilers.
Overall, I'll give Toy Story 5 in 9D Four out of Five Film-Grahams".
Next time, Cleverson will be reviewing a different film, but we haven't found out which yet because time travel is complicated and he could end up returning in a thousand yearas time, when apparantly the robins have taken over the world and it has become the law to throw cats at lamp posts whenever we see them.
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