The Daily Weekly would like to apologise for an article yet to be published, but apparantly will be, in the future at some point.
Professor Cleverson, the inventor of the time machine and regular contributor to the Future Film Releases section of The Daily Weekly, has stated that in the future, The Daily Weekly will post an offensive article insulting Tom Kelpington. After watching the four-hundred-and-fifty-sixth Pokemon movie, which will feature over six-thousand Pokemon, Cleverson decided to see how his articles were turning out in The Daily Weekly, but saw that the site had been taken down. He then learned that this was because The Daily Weekly published an article detailing how Tom Kelpington, big time movie star, is a total douchebag. Many people were apparantly offended, even though we were just pointing out that Kelpinton simply can not act and has the hair of a total loser. I mean he can't act and doesn't even have any talent of any kind. I can honestly say that he is a complete div and is only famous because he is the son of Ian Kelpington.
So at some point in the future, The Daily Weekly will apparantly post an article like this, but we don't see that happening now that we know what would result from it.
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