This week's top headlines in catagories:
Food:
New Kind of Olive Oil Destroys Teeth
Keith Lemon not really Fruit
"Chives Will Never Match Up to Basil," Says Offensive Chef
Man Melts Butter to Celebrate Fossil Anniversary
Sport:
Bill Nighy Becomes World's Greatest Boxing Champion
Wolverhampton Wolves Killed in Ironic Wolf Pack Massacre
Cat Spinning to Become Olympic Sport
Football No Longer Safe for Children Since Introduction of 'Penalty Stabbing'
Technology:
Professor Ben Geekton Realises he's a Scientist After Twelve Years of Stem Cell Research
New iPhone App Can Accurately Predict the Future Using Space-time Technology
Scientists Discover Pooh Bear is Just a Myth
Robot Uprising in Japan, all Humans Destroyed
General News:
X-Factor Winner Rod Gilbert Goes on 'Welsh Rampage of Victory'
Druken Chavs Join Knitting Club, Later Regret Actions
Ronnie Corbett Doesn't Like Tomato Puree According to Brother Micheal Palin
Doncaster Upset After Manchester Fails to Text Back
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