Don't read this article. If you read this article you will die tomorrow, your partner will leave you the next day and you will have relationship problems for the rest of your life. However, there is a way out.
Now that you have read this article, you have an obligation to copy and paste it onto another news website, comments section or Facebook status. If you fail to do this, then your actions will result in death and relationship problems, even your partner leaving you for good. So The Daily Weekly would like to suggest that you post this article in as many different places as possible, so that you have a chance of survival.
The Daily Weekly would also like to apologise for posting this article and therefore causing those that do not believe this article to die, but we read this article somewhere else and did not wish to die.
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