Arthur Darville Assulted by Restaurant Owner

Actor Arthur Darville (Rory Williams, Doctor Who) has recently been attacked by a furious restaurant owner with a nearby school desk.

The elderly actor who plays the long-admired character of Rory Williams in popular children's documentary series Doctor Who recently ate with his wife Victor Darville and his brother Bob Hoskins at a posh restaurant called Penelope's Cantalope. As he was tucking into his dessert, the onwer of the restuarant, a man named Olivia Newton John (not to be confused with Olivia Newton John), rushed over in a furious rage, weilding a sharpened school desk as a weapon. John had apparently mistaken Arthur Darville for the character of Rory Williams and became enraged at the fact that he had married Karen Gillen, who incidently in real life was engaged to John's sister, I mean brother, Tim Newton John.

The outcome of the situation was that Arthur Darville, who happened to be able to remove his own elbows under dire circumstances, used his unique ability to "gross out" the angered restaurant owner until he backed away and lay on a table to go to die for some reason.
It was later reported that John was only asleep, and dreampt about "an amazing persian with the ability to light a fire under the ocean, in a non-gay way".