Earlier this week, Harriet Totem, mother of four and wife of actor Bill Nighy, was watching an advert for the men's product 'Old Spice' on her tel-e-vision, and as she looked at her husband and then back at the screen for the second time, her head actualy exploded because of the voice she heard.
Isiah Mustafa, creator of irish mustard, starred in this particular advert and happens to have a particularly rich and deep voice. The sheer manliness of his voice as he politely asked Harriet to look at her man and then back at him, combined with the overbearing power of his abdominals, caused her head to actually explode. Unfortunately she did not survive.
The power of Isiah Mustafa's voice has affected many women in similar ways, but this is the most fatal case known so far. The 'Old Spice' adverts have now been banned, as Isaiah Mustafa's voice is just "too sexy for tel-e-vision," according to tel-e-vision censor Raphael de la TV.
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